March 2012
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theblindhelmsman:
“Ii2 that you, my friiend?”
You call quietly, hoping above all hope that it’s him, that this is all a bad dream, and you’ll be able to open your eyes and see him clearly again, no longer a faded memory, a dash of red on a murky background-
Even if you can’t see him, even if your world is still dark, just hearing his voice once more… once more… one more soft word that was not...
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theblindhelmsman:
It’s been so long since you’ve heard a voice that was not hers.
At first, you don’t believe it.
But there is nothing else it could be.
And now you can hear them, and they are breathing, and for a moment you feel yourself soaring through hope, and even though you hear a lisp, even though the voice is too young, even though you saw him die with your own eyes -
“2iignle22?”...
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theblindhelmsman:
The Condesce’s flagship carries you deep in her belly, much like a troll might carry a virus within them, eating them away from the inside out. Except with her, it’s the opposite. She eats you, ripping your energy right from your fragile body, stripping the meat from your bones and making even your warm yellow blood grow cold.
You can feel the wet air hanging around you, the...
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(( urrrrrrgh i typed a long post here but it didn’t work fUCKC
anyway what I was saying is that I changed this blog’s URL ( previously nevereatthemiindhoney ) and switched Sol’s age from 7 to 9 sweeps so basically 20 years old. apart from that there won’t be much changes because yeah.
also if anyone could suggest me some rp blogs to follow it’d be much appreciated...
January 2012
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
damn.
okay ii take back what ii 2aiid earliier, that’2 actually a real 2ob 2tory.
..2hiit bro ii’m 2o 2orry.
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
actually that wa2n’t an apologetiic ‘2orry’.
iit’2 the kiind of 2orry you u2e when you ba2iically don’t know what el2e two 2ay.
liike “oh man tv ii’m 2orry that you’re a...
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
ii gue22 that ‘gang related crap’ ii2 another earth 2tuff, but ok.
2o ii2 that a good thiing or?
GANGS ARE LIKE
SHIT
RIVAL GROUPS OF PEOPLE WHO HATE EACH OTHER
IT’S A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THING.
damn.
okay ii take back what ii 2aiid earliier, that’2 actually a real 2ob 2tory.
..2hiit bro ii’m 2o 2orry.
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
okay, 2o.
thii2 2liick guy ii2 your cu2todiian.
and he triie2 two kiill you iin what ii gue22 ii2 a daiily ba2ii2, and not ju2t 2ome dumb liittle 2triife.
..fuck man.
YEAH
HE DIED A WHILE AGO, THOUGH.
IT WAS SOME GANG RELATED CRAP.
ii gue22 that ‘gang related crap’ ii2 another earth 2tuff, but ok.
2o ii2 that a good thiing or?
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
oh god what.
that’2 fuckiing—
why.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A MAN NAMED SPADES SLICK
YEAH
STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
okay, 2o.
thii2 2liick guy ii2 your cu2todiian.
and he triie2 two kiill you iin what ii gue22 ii2 a daiily ba2ii2, and not ju2t 2ome dumb liittle 2triife.
..fuck man.
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
iidk man, that ju2t 2ound2 really twii2ted.
but ok, 2ure, why not, ii’ve 2een weiirder 2hiit after all.
IT’S NOT REALLY AS TWISTED AS IT SOUNDS
I MEAN, I HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE PART WHERE I MENTION THAT THE PERSON WHO TOOK CARE OF STABBED ME ON SIGHT.
oh god what.
that’2 fuckiing—
why.
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
oh boy, what a 2ob 2tory, look at me, my eye2 are all teary and my blood pump ii2 goiing ju2t a biit fa2ter. oh 2hiit ii2 that piity ii feel?
no but 2eriiou2ly are you 2hiittiing me or not.
WHY WOULD I BE MAKING THIS UP YOU MORON.
iidk man, that ju2t 2ound2 really twii2ted.
but ok, 2ure, why not, ii’ve 2een weiirder 2hiit after all.
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
holy 2hiit, thii2 ii2 the mo2t fucked up thiing thiing ii’ve heard iin a whiile.
but comiing from you, that aiin’t much of a 2urprii2e.
care two elaborate?
YEAH I WAS RAISED ON EARTH AND I WAS FORCED TO DRESS UP LIKE A FUCKING DRUG DEALER AND WEAR MAKE UP AND UGH.
oh boy, what a 2ob 2tory, look at me, my eye2 are all teary and my blood pump ii2...
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carcinogambler:
nevereatthemiindhoney:
carcinogambler 2tarted followiing you
holy fuck a human kk, what a twii2t.
hey dude.
IM NOT A HUMAN YOU NUTSACK.
I JUST LOOK LIKE ONE OR ELSE EVERYONE WILL BE ALL UP ON ME THINKING I’M SOME FUCKING ALIEN (SPOILER ALERT: I AM.)
holy 2hiit, thii2 ii2 the mo2t fucked up thiing thiing ii’ve heard iin a whiile.
but comiing from you, that...
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carcinogambler 2tarted followiing you
holy fuck a human kk, what a twii2t.
hey dude.
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Anonymous asked: > Sollux: Be the Queen Bee.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
Ah woops sorry I’m in the shittiest mood
yeah, 2ure, ii don’t really giive a fuck actually.
about you iin2ultiing the way ii type, ii mean, not that you feel 2hiitty.
that’d make me an a22hole.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
I’m not the one typiing liike a wiierdo 2hiit
wow you’re a douche.
well let me tell you that ii have perfectly good rea2on2 two type thii2 way.
but iif iit ii2 2uch a problem for you ii GUE22 ii could try two type normally.
‘cau2e unliike 2ome, ii can be niice.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
y
you’re obviiou2ly u2iing your 2tupiid human 2lang and leaviin me wiithout any explanatiion a2 two what iit could po22ibly 2iigniify.
that’2 rude.
2hame on you.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
Even better
c’mon now you could try two be at lea2t a biit more culturally 2en2iitiive.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
It’s true
ii don’t even know what that mean2.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
Tsundere
what the fuck.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
That’s kinda cute
no iit’2 not.
iit’2 lame and ii’m a dumba22 for gettiin iinfluenced 2o ea2iily.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
Tell me I won’t mind
nah, let’2 ju2t 2ay that there’2 thii2 one guy ii’m clo2e two, and hii2 2tupiid accent ii2 rubbiin off on me.
iif he ever realiize2 he’2 probably not goiing two leave me alone wiith iit.
eheh, that’2 pretty 2iilly actually.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
Who would do that?
> You cough.
a friiend of miine.
iit’2 a long 2tory.
2orta.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
Why wouldn’t ya wanna take talkin’ like that I mean I do so
yeah and iit’2 totally fiine, do a2 you plea2e man.
but iif 2omeone ii know notiice ii’m 2tartiing two talk liike that they’re gonna fliip their 2hiit.
..ii gue22.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to…
What was up with the yellin’
ab2olutely nothiin…g.
ju2t a bad habiit ii’m tryiing two not take, no biig deal.
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vi2ored replied to your post: vi2ored replied to your post: thii2…
Woah there
anythiing wrong?
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vi2ored replied to your post: thii2 web2iite’2 2erver2 are 2hiittiier than kk’2…
Hiya bee boy
what’2 iit wiith people calliin me bee boy?!
.. CALLIING.
ii mean whatever.
2up dude.
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thii2 web2iite’2 2erver2 are 2hiittiier than kk’2 viiru2e2.
2eriiou2ly, what the fuck?
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fishster-eridan:
i think youll lovve the ocean sol
===> You murmur, drawing him closer, rocking him back and forth slowly, in the way you’d rock a child you wanted to put to sleep. His soft hair smells like musty computer room, like the food you know he only eats sometimes and like the alcohol he’s been drinking. Your fingers travel across his skin, tracing his palms and the lines across...
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fishster-eridan:
===> You can’t help but agree with him a little bit, you think as you hold him close - protecting him, wrapping your whole body around him so that you can feel every inch of heat coming off him, feel his happy heart pounding in his chest.
wwell that does sound like a vvery good idea
but i do need to leavve evventually
howwevver
===> You lean down for a second kiss.
i...
fishster-eridan:
===> You could smell the alcohol on him, although you were glad it wasn’t excessive. His face pressed against your neck is warm, comforting, and happy; you hug him back, giving him a big kiss on the top of his eternally messy hair.
wwell wwhat do wwe havve here
i appear to be holdin in my arms one of the most beautiful men ivve evver seen
wwoww howw am i this lucky
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fishster-eridan:
===> By the time you’ve reached your destination, finally climbing the stairs - which is surprisingly easy, seeing as you aren’t carrying that silly landweller this time - you’re already anticipating yourself for the drunken onslaught you were about to face. It’s not like it’s a bad thing, though. Having a tipsy Sollux hanging off of you, lonely (and maybe even a little bit...
fishster-eridan:
ca: sol you silly goose
ca: i
ca: i missed you too
ca: i wwill come ovver
ca: okay
ca: yeah i missed you a lot
ca: im comin ovver noww
ca: hehe
ta: okkay
ta: ii’ll bee waiitiing
ta: ehehehehe
ta: bee
ta: that wa2 2tuiid
ta: hm
ta: well
ta: tak e your tiime alriigth
ta: <3
===> You fidget on your seat before curling up on yourself, holding your...
fishster-eridan:
ca: oh no sol
ca: i can guarantee i drink
ca: but i can also guarantee i dont let myself get as tipsy as you are noww
ca: its a little bit adorable actually
ca: hehehe
ta: ii’m not tii2py
ta: okya ii gue22 ii am
ta: but ii us2ually dotn
ta: ii gto a biit cariiedd away thiig2 tiimeq
ta: iit’2 ju2t
ta: ii
ta: mii2e2d you
ta: yuo know
fishster-eridan:
ca: do i need to come ovver and look after you
ca: is that wwhat needs to happen you high maintenance troll
ca: do i need to make sure you dont vvomit all ovver yourself
ca: that would be gross
ca: please dont do that
ta: whoa waiit no
ta: ii ju2t wnated two 2pend more tiime wiiht you
ta: touhc oyu hodl you dance wiith you have fnu wiith you be wiith ouy
ta: po22iibyl...
fishster-eridan:
ca: sol please tell me you havvent been drinkin havve you
ca: cause i dont see any other reason wwhy youd be
ca: role playin
ca: wwith me
ta: role palyiing what are you talkiing abuot ii’m not roleplayiing
ta: hell iif ii evne knew how thii2 h2iit work2
ta: and
ta: wlel
ta: hm
ta: perha2p
ta: but j2ut a biit
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misscuttlefishculler replied to your post: ) (I Sollux! 38D
NIC——E TO S——EA YOU TOO. Y——ES, muc) ( too long.
you know, ii’d vii2iit from tiime2 two tiime2, iif ii somehow knew how two 2urviive underwater.
…iif you catch my driift.
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ta: your face ii2 dumb
ta: ……..and adorable
ta: ii ju2t watned two a2k you two comeover
ta: iif you can
ta: pla2e
ta: pleae2222222222e
ta: plea2e plea211e ptrtey plea2e wiith two cherriie2 on top
ta: that”2 the moment when ii take off my gla222e2 and lokk at you wiith 2prakly watery eye2, lii2p 2liigthlty trembliign
ta: holy 2hiit whta diid ii jut2 type
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misscuttlefishculler asked: ) (I Sollux! 38D
December 2011
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fishster-eridan:
okay fine sol
===> You breath, your body quivering underneath him. He is in control. He’s calling the shots. And… he’s okay.
Hah. Serves him right though for starting so damn fast and so stupidly, without preparation or ANYTHING. What did he think, bulges just slid right in there as if nothing happened!? Silly Sol.
You breathe in and out, closing your eyes and moving your...
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fishster-eridan:
===> You breathe out, your face still full of worry - you don’t want him to do this, not if it’s gonna hurt. The thought of Sollux maybe in pain makes it less and less enjoyable for you, and you’re frustrated with him for being so damn pushy about it!
But he’s taking it slower now, which is good, and you can breathe a little easier, watching him smile just a little at you.
...
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fishster-eridan:
===> At first it was kind of funny, but now even you are frowning. You stop moving, and reach up to grab his hips, holding him steady.
sol
you need to stop this
right noww
===> You grit your teeth, digging your nails into his skin and trying to lift him off you, to no avail.
youre gonna fuckin hurt yourself
and i dont wwanna be responsible for your dumb accident...
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fishster-eridan:
===> You knew it was a bad idea the minute that stupid two-toned idiot said it. What the hell was he thinking?! Of course it was gonna hurt, what did he think he was sticking up there, a god damn pen?!
You feel him clenching around you in his pain, see the hurt on his face. What the hell came over him to make him think that was a good idea?!?! SOLLUX COD DAMN YOU!
so sol
...
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askwwor2troommate2evver:
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2ome human2 forced me two watch an “aniime” called “boku no piico”
ii don’t want to iinteract wiith human2 ever agaiin
don’t want two hear about paiiliing
all ii want ii2 two empty the content of my 2tomach on the floor and po22iibly diie
